30 December 2009

Got TWITTER

I just got a twitter. So follow me!!!!!

At:http://twitter.com/home

20 December 2009

Sleepover Talk!!!!

Ellie: Hi it is Ellie here with my friend. My friend what do you want to be called?
My friend: Mi Mi!
Ellie: So what should we put in our Sleepover Special?
Mi mi: Um how about the best sleepover ever!!!!
Ellie: Totally girl friend!
Mi mi: Yeah I'll say!!!
Ellie: ALWAYS HAVE POPCORN! IT'S CRIMINAL NOT TO HAVE IT!!! (unless you are a crazy person and doesn't like it) And fizzy, lollies, and Chocolates! Something to get high on. But we don't have any. Booo hoo!
Mi mi: You do have popcorn though because its in your room, from when you were going to have it at mine but then you came late and we had to leave! Boo :(
Ellie: No I am talking about fizzy, Chocolate and Lollies. We have heaps of POPCORN.
Mi mi: Oh that makes more sense! Sad oh well we can pig out on popcorn!
Ellie: Yeah! That makes more sense! What movie should we watch?
Mi mi: Hummmmm. . . how about- oh I dont Know! What do you want to do? . . .
Ellie: How about sing along to MAMA MIA!?
Mi mi: Yeah but can we maybe do that aswell as another movie? Cant we? :p 8)
Ellie: Um, Sure. The House Bunny? Man I wish we could have our first time watching Scary Movie 2 together. At least Or at least watch Scary Movie 3.
Mi mi: House Bunny?! Oh i'm not so sure that movie kind of made me a bit disturbed! How about. . . wait- do you have high school musical 2?
Ellie: Yes. But to me it is kind of a drag. Do you want a Milkshake?
Mi mi: Yes please a milkshake would be FANTASTIC god I feel like an excuse to allow me to go crazy! HA ha LOL! A Drag!? you must be joking everybody LOVES a high school romance, even if it is a teenage film. Are you sure you don't feel like a summer romance at the Even's resort??????? 8/
Ellie: Um, to much singing. And it's a bit soppy. Like wet bread. These milkshakes are yum! So sorry guys we got to go.
Mi mi: Bye!!! Oh I wish we could watch that I always feel in the mood for a musical!

19 December 2009

Viva La Juicy

Okay I am not allowed to make this post because this is advertising and the company ISN'T paying me for it, but I just heart it so much I just have to do this naughty treat for you! As soon as I saw the picture in the Magazine I wanted it. Heart the name. When I think of "Juicy", I think of tropical fruits. And then I think of beautiful tropical countries I love! And Viva La I kinda think Italian and french all mixed to give you this sense of beauty and um (this is a um uncomfortable word for me to say online) sexiness (ugh, did I say this was a uncomfortable word or what?). Viva La Juicy! It's such a fun word to say! Say it! It feels so good! With me! "VIVA LA JUICY!" See! Say it again! "VIVA LA JUICY!" I don't have it myself but I really want it. I don't know what it smells like exactly (sorry guys it hasn't come into my presence *sigh*)
Luv Ellie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 December 2009

My School year has finished. Already.

It's so strange. I miss all of my Yr 8 friends a lot already. As they will move onto Secondary School/High School/College. But I have their Cell phone numbers, and E-mail addresses. But it'll be so much harder to organise a time to hang out with the limit of contact to one another. Because cell phones will break. And it is hard to contact through E-mail and texting. As well as not being able to get the actual messege in a text. Even if I go to the same school they will be going to next year the education and diffrences will tear us apart. And also there is millions of other students as well. It's so hard to let go of friends who helped you learn, and shared your secrets with.

13 December 2009

Chainmail

I hate chainmail. I got a chainmail last night in fact, and I was meant to die. And yet I am here. Chainmail is made by losers who need to find a real hobbie. They just try and see the impact it takes on readers. Now apparently I won't find someone who loves me back. I don't have more than 10 people in my contact list. Yes I am a loser. Well I have adults but they won't approve of me sending that e-mail to them. Don't believe the chainmail. Or make it, if you make it your a loser.

30 November 2009

Popularity.

I am going to teach you how to be popular. My lesson is simple.
First of all wear awesome clothing, don't worry if you are a uniform school. Just wear awesome hair accessories. And jewellery. If you are from NZ or Aussie, no worries, just pop down to some stores that you hear a lot about and is seemed to be favored. Like Diva and Equip. Supre and Glassons are good too. But I am not super sure that Glassons is in Aussie. But I know Supre is. And here in NZ Country Road is favored as well. Hot. Don't worry if you don't have the money. There are other ways as well. But don't play copy cat. TRY HARD. If there are any school plays/productions/dance comps that your school is involved in it is a great way to connect. So wish luck to ALL in the event so it is more diguised and friendly. If you have noticed another person connecting well with the "populars" don't see it as competition, don't see it as someone below you. Make friends with them. I have met someone and we both made great friends. But everyone is being rude about her so I am also a good defence on her behalf. Make friends with the ones that seem to like you from this "group" and do little favours. That'll help. Also when you have reached your rate in popularity you want to be, don't be a snob. If a "Popular" friend is trashing someone that isn't, be a step higher and defend them (the ones being bullied).

16 November 2009

Bike

Whoever stole my bike I will bash your face in with the Bike.

14 November 2009

My Birthday.

Hey guys, it is nearly my Birthday, so I am preparing for the party. But I think it might be a bit exspensive. First we will book out a whole entire pool. Eating fish and chips with a few other things there. Then making our way back to my house. With twinkly white lights hangy around the living room (where we will sleep.) and outside in the garden (the ones in the garden will be solar powered. Echo!). We will move the kitchen table so we can fit 16 girls. We'll ask if girls can bring their own mattresses, pillows, blankets/duvets/sleeping bags. I want a angel cake like those wedding cakes like that "two stories" thing. White icing with pink icing squirted around the sides and on the "the top story" saying "Happy Birthday". Pink candles. Also helium white balloons.



09 November 2009

Scary Stories.

Okay I am just doing a scary stories.
This one my cousin told me.
There once was a very rich girl. Her father and step-mother (they have no actual role in the story) were going on a Honeymoon. So she went to stay at her uncle's very high-class and old hotel. When she arrived she went to the check in-desk. She was greeted by a 35 year-old man. "Hello," he greeted. "Who must be the owner's neice." He started ticking at a little notebook. "Ye- Yes." she stuttered. He ignored and handed the notebook to the bell man who was taking her bags. "What room would you like?" he asked. She looked at the keys in coloums for each floor. Of course she wanted a room with a good view so not ones on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th floors. She wanted one that had a bathtub so no 6th, and 7th floors. "8 please." she said. He looked at his large book of check-ins' and outs'. "Sorry. That is all taken. Most of our cutomers can't afford a floor on 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13." She mad a annoied face, wrinkling her nose. "How many rooms on 9, 10, 11, 12, and....." she trailed off she never dared say the number 13 aloud. "13" he finished for her. "Two on each floor from nine and up." She looked at her feet disappointed. She heard rain starting to hammer down outside on the streets of New York. "9?" she asked. He looked at the book. "Taken." he answered shaking his head. "All rooms are taken except 1, and 2 on the 13th floor. It's strange, everytme someone asks for the 13th floor they change their mind at the last minute." A employee turned around and listen in on the converstion. "1" the employee started waving his hands in front of his face, and shaking his head. "2" the rich girl quickly changed her answer. The 35 year old man turned around and looked at the frantic employee. "Jimmy, would you take her to your room please?" He nodded and power walked across the marble floor. "Why not 1?" she yell-whispered. He shook his head. His lips were tightly pressed together. "Bad"

That night the Rich girl couldn't sleep. What was so "Bad" about number 1? Then strangely she started to hear amazing piano playing. She tip-toed out of her room into the long creaky corridor. She reached the door. She bent down and looked through the key hole. There was a perfect Blond, pale skinned girl in a white nightdress. She was gracefully playing the piano as her hands swept their way across the keys. "Beautiful" the rich girl whispered. The piano playing stopped. The rich girl's heart skipped a beat. But the music started playing again. The rich girl tip-toed back to bed not taking her chances. The next morning there was no sign of the pale skinned girl. She shrugged it off. The next night she went to bed. She heard the most wonderful music. She tip-toed down the hall, to peek through the key hole. The pale girl was playing the violin. After 5 minutes she went back to bed. The next morning she saw no sign of the pale girl and shrugged it off. That night she went to bed hoping for the music. It never came. Impaiently she galloped lightly down the hall. Looking through the key hole. She saw the most amazing ballet. She counted the repeated steps into her mind and went back to bed counting the steps again hoping she can remember in the morning to practise it herself. In the morning she didn't care about seeing the girl. She wanted to practise.

That night she went to bed with the dance fully memorized into her mind. She wanted something to happen. She couldn't hear a single move from the room next door, not even the slight pitter-patter of feet dancing across the floor. She tip-toed down this hall. She looked inside the keyhole. To her shock there was a bright red, bloodshot, bloody, eye. Staring right at her. She died of fright.

Save them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sick of these animals dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on? Kill the cute one? Nah. Kill the dead one (perferably 1 minute after it died)!!!!!!!!!! And also did you know there are more Chickens than people in the world!!!!!!!!??????

Also these are some cute photos I found of Artic Wolves.

Teachers/Adults.

They suck. Admit it you teachers/Adults reading this you suck. You don't have a understanding in the world. We know you "want" us to be "safe". But sometimes you take it too far. When we are late to class/home you yell. I certainly know that over 5 minutes (to class) isn't good enoungh, but under 4 is fine. What if they are being held up by another teacher? Yelling at us because we got 1 answer wrong isn't going to help us do any better, let alone teach us anything. I am the dumbest person at maths you probably will ever meet. Looking at my homework and saying it isn't done isn't making any sense if you say it over and over again. What is finished? Turning something down or giving it a lower grade because you spilled your coffee is your fault not ours. And blaming us becusing you couldn't catch us off the big flying fox at camp is simply not fair. Telling a child they weren't listening when they ask you again is not helping the child. What if there was the child behind them talking? NOT FAIR. If a child (must have the maturity of a sensible 14 year old. I do) asks to stay home and work on a project/homework instead of going out with the rest that is simply fine. Yes I do have brain, some kids are irresponsible, but I am not. Why judge a child who has done nothing wrong?

07 November 2009

Confused.

I am really confused. Today I was watching MTV Cribs and they said they were visiting Perez Hilton or whatever. I always thought that Perez Hilton was Paris Hilton's Older Half-Brother. A skinny dude with loads of Tattoos and a Rock 'n' Roll singer. Turns out he is a fat blogging loser like me. I am not fat. I AM a Blogger. And I have to abmit it I am a bit of a loser. And maybe I am being a bit mean. Kay see-ya.

03 November 2009

Speech Ideas.

I have to write a speech. In the beginning I had no inspiration for my speech. Because they weren't decisions or thoughts I thought about strongly. I was going to do something about plastic surgery. I don't know how it came into my mind but I thought of the speech idea: Barbie=Good example?. I felt very strongly about this topic as you might feel strongly about religion. Because I didn't think Barbie's examples for girls are were good enough. What do you feel strongly about? Make-up testing on animals? Circuses? Zoos? Beauty Pagents? Should films'/Gaming be rated only as a suggestion? Should smoking be illegel? Should plastic surgery only be done on people who need it? Are you for or against?

31 October 2009

Halloween

Things you can do on Halloween.
1.Sleepover: Invite your friends over and share scary stories.
2.Trick or Treat: It's just an idea.
3. Throw a party: Dress up and Dance.
4. Go camping: It'll be extra scary on Halloween.
5. Have a Horror movie marathon: This can be done at the sleep over.
6 Or you could combine 1, and 4: Do it at a extra scary place like a old abandoned house,school,or park.

26 October 2009

Barbie.

She is perfect. A+. Only Seventeen. Has every job in the world (already?). Everything is Pink with a tad of Purple (Paris Hilton?). She would be under weight if she were an actual person (true fact, and including bones, blood, and guts). SHUT DOWN BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP MAKING NEW SHOWS!

Children Television Channels have kept making new TERRIBLE shows. The sets, and costumes are tacky. And so are the actors. I will list the shows for you:
The Secret Saturdays.
JONAS.
Cory in the house.
Sonny With a Chance.
Yin Yang Yo.
American Dragon: Jake Long.
Avatar Legend of Aang.
Skunk Fu.
Zoey 101.
WHAT THE HELL!???!!!!!!!!
There is never proper plot. In Secret Saturdays: They get a a problem. Then another problem. Then another. It's boring! It's old! JONAS: It is always about confronting someone because they are a bad singer, they have a crush on them, and there is a mis-understanding. OLD. Sonny with a Chance: Sonny has no Chance. And the plots always involve the same rivals and the same story all over again with different icing and sprinkles. Cory in the House: The Show was a fail. We know Cory likes Money and Girls. PLOT? None..... Yin Yang Yo: Bunnies learning karate or Kung Fu or whatever. No plot. American Dragon: Jake Long: We get it he is a ordaniary boy by day. And Dragon by night. Hannah Montana? Avatar Legend of Aang: You have seen the light. Uh huh. Skunk Fu: Kinda rascist. You know with Asia and everything. Some people might not know what a Skunk is. It is a animal that sprays stinky gas out of their butts in Barbie in the Swan Lake at the bad guys (I want them to spray it at Barbie). Zoey 101: Chace is in love with his best friend (Zoey). Awww.... NEXT!!!!! These channels need to shut down.

24 October 2009

Good God....!

A lot of people are "yelling" at Celebs and her fans because they don't write their own music. But they have no proof in that, you have no proof that YOUR favourite Celebs write their own music. It isn't not a bad thing that they don't write their own music. It isn't a good thing that they do. But if a Celeb doesn't, So what?! It is when a great singer, not so good song writer, meets a fantastic song writer that doesn't sing well. That's fine. As long as the singer means it straight from what they mean. The singer has to agree with what the song is about to make it okay. But I do find that bands tend to write their own songs more than individuals, probably because it is a group effort.

Golf and Sevens in Olympics.

I heard about this when my Grandparents and my mother were talking about it. Well golf. I was never the one for playing or watching sports (BORING!), but adding Golf just made the Olympics a whole lot more boring. THE OLYMPICS IS BORING, watching a guy hit a ball with a stick is stupid. You get no exercise unless your playing JUMBO GOLF (opposite to mini golf), which invloves a whole lot of walking (yawn). And the Sevens are just guys running around with ball that is the shape of a Almond, and grabbing at other dudes butts. No offence, we should get rid of these sports before we send the Sports lovers to sleep.

The Cyberworld.

Just before I made a post about Style which somehow lead to Cyberspace and how insults can affect people. I think I was trying to say that insulting me on my Style won't make your style any better. And at the end the girl committed suicide. Well she thought she was talking to a "Hot Guy". Not really. Just be careful on Cyberspace. Because you might be talking to a "Hot Guy" but when you meet up for the date it can turn into a Disaster. And somethings well become trapped inside your brain forever, that will be a unwanted experience. BE CAREFUL.

Style.

Style is who you are on the outside. So my style is kinda girly. I would never dye, streak, or put extentions into my hair. I would never wear contacts to look like I have a different eye colour. But expressing who you are. I can't judge you, so don't judge me. And I SUCK at sports. But what reason does that give you to yell, call me a loser or anything else. It won't make you any better. People tell me to try harder. WHAT THE HELL!? YOU CAN SEE I AM TRYING MY BEST AND ALL YOU DO IS SAY YOUR BETTER!!!!! I COULD PUNCH YOU RIGHT THE FACE, BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY HOBBIES, WHILE YOU ARE READING A BOOK ON STAR WARS. My level in reading isn't all how fast I read. It is how much I take in and learn!!!!! How much I understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you think you have the right going around saying you know everything when you don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't know what exactly what I do at home unless you're me!!!!!!!!!!! You don't know what kind of environment I live in!!!!!! You can't call me "poor" because I am "Ugly"!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know that one of these days you could say a tiny little insult and that result in suicide, I have read cases where that has happened. Example: A girl dating a really cute guy over Cyberspace (Internet), two weeks after Cyberdating, she signed on to Cyberspace. There was the really cute guy wating to talk to her. She was hoping to talk to him more. The really cute "Guy" got nasty and said "The world will be a better place without you.". The girl was so hurt she hung herself in bedroom. And her mother walked finding her daughter hanging there. Four weeks later they found out it was another mother of one this girl's (the girl who hung herself) friends. She didn't like the sound of the girl being friends with her daugther. She was charged with something. Moral 1: Never Cyberdate, you never know who it really is. Moral 2: Watch what comes out of that Pie Hole of yours.

23 October 2009

Sequel 2 Earlier

Earlier, I told you that you can get cosmetic surgery (ONLY AS A LAST RESORT) to fix your body flaws. But before you book the date for going under the knife, do you research first. Ask yourself these questions: What will I look like after? Answer: It is really unknown. But if you are going to get more than 20 surgeries, plus botox, plus a fake tan. Well you are definitely going to look fake. Cut down on the surgeries. Plus there is always another way. You can work your flaws rather than hate them by: Simply Walking confidently (Shoulders Back, Head Held High, and great posture), find a item that covers up this unsightly flaw (with: Acessories, and fantastic clothes) they won't be able to see the thing that you feel selfconscious about, be Confident: they maybe able to see it but when you stop caring, they will. What will people think of me afterwards? Answer: Some will hate this decision of yours, or maybe jealous of your new look. You might be used for the popularity here and there. And some will like the new you. There is also that small percentage that really don't care. Just don't become a total SNOB.

FML.

Fmylife.com, is where you write your (probably) worst experiences. A lot of them involve people and their parents, girls/guys, and other family members cutting particular person out of the picture not caring how it would ever affect the person. By calling them ugly, or just being compared to someone else. Look, I have sssooooo many FML experiences. Trust me. But if you have experiences where people call you fat this is what you do: Okay first, are you actually fat? If YOU consider yourself fat, but don't actually know yourself, ask a friend. They might lie, not hurt your feelings. But you can tell. So TRY avoiding unhealthy snacks. So no more cafes. That is a easy place to make a mistake. On supermarket products it might say it has absolutely no fat, or sugar. Look on the back. Work out (as much as you can, don't push yourself too far). Celery has some sort of myth or legend or something that while eating it you BURN calories. I don't if it is true. BTW dieting programs DON'T WORK. But you could try a Vegan diet, or a Vegetarian diet. But ONLY as last resort, and it is there to last, and you think it'll boost your confidence, Plastic surgery. REMEMBER ONLY AS A LAST RESORT AND DON'T BECOME ADDICTED.

22 October 2009

The Reasons.

In my other two posts, about Twilight have been kinda confusing for you. Because it is half-and-half with me liking Twilight. These are the reasons I LIKE twilight (In my first post about Twilight I wrote why I didn't like and also what was random about it). Now to write about it. REASONS I LIKE TWILIGHT:
1. MY favourite characters. My favourite characters are quite different than others (well not that different). Alice: She is just awesome-ingling annoying to Bella (I do not HATE Bella). Emmett: I love his sense of humor. Epscically in the last book.
Rosalie: I love her and Jacob in the last book (I ain't IN love, and I only like Jacob just as pair with Rosalie). (quote): "YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR." Loving it! I also love Rosalie when she is around Resesmee (I think that's how you spell it. I just can't be bothered to check!).
Carlisle: He reminds me of Mr. MC Dreamy (from ER or something? Or is it Greys Anatomy, I just can't be bothered to check that one either!). Esme: She shows such a loving vibe and Passion. And the story about her poor little boy broke my heart! But then it was saved by Dr. Carlisle Cullen (rrrrrr (That was meant to make the sense of a purring noise!))! Charlie: Come on! I just love it when he yells a Edward (New Moon, don't worry I am getting to Edward)!!!!! Mike Newton: I remember vaguely that Bella mentioned (in her mind) that she pictured him with a Labrador wagging tail, or picturing he was a Labrador. Because he was so loyal to Bella. Seth: He is such a cool, relaxed, person in Breaking Dawn. Like he kinda deloveps this light friendship with Edward. He just treats the Cullens like they were part of his pack. Paul: I love that he needs to see like a mental health doctor or something. Like a therapist. And last but not least (drum role please)!!!!: Tyler!!!!! Just kidding. Edward: I don't have the strongest connection with him or Bella. Like he Stalks Bella. He lies to her, instead of trying to just tell her he is moving (yes I know, he already says he's moving, but he could just leave it at that), but I do understand that he was trying to make her life normal again, so I can take the penalty off. But I love it when he smiles! It makes ME smile!!!!! And he actually cares for Bella, un-like other guys, care for her, but more of in a friendship way, and she is newest to town, so.
2.Parts (You know the part the make you laugh, but won't score the Characters' a favourites spot?): Bella Temper Tantrums: Such a baby. Tyler showing up to pick her up but she is already with Edward!: Ha! I feel sorry for Tyler! Awkward! When Jacob tells Bella what he was thinking about the day when Jacob shows up at Forks High School to Confront Edward (Book 3:Eclispe): Nice! (quote): "I wish Sam had taken a picture!".
Luv Ellie.

NOOOO!!!!!!!

I was watching T.V. on what I like to call: "A mixed Channel". Because of it's different ratings for things. I was watching a (M) rated show, and the show up next was (R16) and it was blocked (Ew it's not like I want to watch (R16) Shows! Who do you think I am!?). There was ONE MORE MINUTE LEFT, and I just wanted to watch "The Wrap up", and it suddenly go black, with two blue signs, one asking for a "Pin Number" to unblock it. WHAT THE HELL!?! THE OTHER SHOW I WAS WATCHING (thank you very much) had ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21 October 2009

Yicky!!!!

ALL, school and public Bathrooms Stink. Mostly School Bathrooms. People really need to sort themselves out. The things they write on the walls are disturbing!!!! And also why can't they get in there soon enough?! I hardly EVER get changed in those bathrooms! Unless I really have too, but that is hardly ever the case. I never really need to go for a visit, when I am away from home. Don't know why. And I always find dried up (used-to-be wet)toliet paper on the ceiling, YICK! WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? WHAT IF IT FELL DOWN AND HIT ME ON THE HEAD!!!!???? ALRIGHT, IT WOULD BE FUNNY (for you). BUT IMAGINE IF THE DRIED UP TOLIET PAPER HIT YOU ON THE HEAD!? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?
If you do this insane, disgusting, habit here is your own therapy class over the internet (Imagine this): You scrunch up some toliet paper and soak it in the sink. You throw your wet toliet paper onto the ceiling. It looks stupidly funny so you try it again. You are laughing at the two. Then you throw up six more. Still funny. You are looking up proudly at your "work". You can't help laughing, and you're still looking up at it. With your mouth wide open. The six you just threw up there rains down on you. Two goes directly into your mouth. Four land on your clothes. The last two land in your hair.
How does that make you feel?

18 October 2009

CRAZY!

You all heard my rant about the "Twilight Saga" below. Although the series is the most ridiculous love tale, I kind of like it myself. Anyways about around from May to mid-August I thought Robert Pattinson was a total sleaze because of a thing he said on "Unscripted". When he was asked to make his most sexy face. And he said (quote): "I thought I was already doing it.". Then I found out in mid-August from a website I go on a girl had said: In Chicago Robert Pattinson was rushing to his Hotel or Whatever, while his fans were chasing him, scratching their necks till they BLEED. Asking him to "Bite Them".
Imagine that!!! I felt so bad!

In another interview he told the Reporter that a SEVEN YEAR-OLD GIRL told him (not asked, told) him (quote): "I NEED YOU TO BITE ME." He said she had the most serious look on her face that he almost did it. But ended up telling her(quote): "You don't know what you're asking. I could get arrested".

In another thing: When I was watching Clevver TV they said that there is a rumour going around that Kristen Stewart is having Robert Pattinson's Baby. I (tried) replied with (Sorry I can't exactly remember what I said, I will give it my best): Probably not. Although, they always seem to be sharing hotels together, but they do travel a lot with their stardom. But they were spotted leaving a restaurant together, left, followed by the Paparazzi, and fans to a Hotel. BTW: It isn't our business, it's theirs.

I also saw a comment about this "Pregnancy Scam" they said (quote)"i hope not....because i WANNA HAVE EDWARDS BABY!" This (supposing)Girl wants to have a Baby with a FICTIONAL Character. Another person thought Robert and Kristen were MARRIED!!!!!! People are trying to spread rumors over the Internet!!

Another thing (again)!: When Taylor Launter appeared with Robert Pattison on they Tyra show Taylor confessed that a FORTY YEAR-OLD WOMAN asked Taylor to sign her Team Taylor Panties while she was wearing them and he was on the Red Carpet (in a public place), thankfully he was saved by his publicist.

ALSO: He was once he was running away from his fans, he was so freaked by it he couldn't focus and a TAXI crashed into him, breaking his nose!!!!

17 October 2009

Jonas:Ahh, my ears!!!!

I hate the Jonas Brothers, I hate their television show, I have hated them ever since they wrote the song Love Bug, when I saw Disney Channels' trashy small ad break documentary, I saw them filming their "Big Finish", I thought there will be a actual Big Finish. No, not really, no. It was really slow. If I wanted to waste my time writing to a "member" of Jonas (BTW Jonas fans you ain't writing to your "future husband" your writing to a computer which is going shred your trashy love letters) this is what I'll say:

Dear Jonas,
YOU ARE MEANT TO KEEP YOUR AUDIENCE AWAKE!!!!!!
YOU ARE UGLY X3!!!!!
Luv Ellie.

Yeah that's right I'll go there(if I want to waste my time)!
They are no heart throb, don't waste your time, especially for those 10 year olds' your not dating one of the Jonas Brothers anytime soon, they will get arrested (I would like to see that).

13 October 2009

I NEED a BIKE.

I am so sick and tired of waiting for this item.
I got one like two years ago for my birthday, and the man in the store said that I'll never need one again, because it was a small adults Bike, unless it was stolen.
And guess what? It was Stolen. I have no activity to keep me active in my own time. I am at the tipping point. What really makes me mad is that the bike was inside a really tiny shed, so you could barely get it out, and it was locked. So whoever stole it, came into our property and looked around. Found something and took it. Without the helmet. Imagine not being fit because someone stole the thing to keep you fit. Wouldn't that just want you to beat them with a crow bar?

12 October 2009

Tik Tok

This is a great song by Ke$ha. Check it out! Totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 October 2009

New Book

I really need a new a book. NO Vampire books please. I just am so sick of reading Bella's Mind all over and over again. Saying to myself and kind of to this non-existing character "Sometimes I wish I could just read your mind to see what is going on inside your peanut." Then I realize I already AM reading Bella's mind. Turns out there are alot of "said"s. Just leave a suggestion in the comments box.

Twilight Saga.

Everyone heard of TWILIGHT right? Okay. I like it and all but there are somethings that seem really strange to me. Okay:
1. I noticed from a YouTube video that told me that Bella has the same traits as the author Stefenie Meyer. You know curly reddish hair, pale kind of skin. And you know how she had that dream? And she claims that she saw her two characters (Edward and Bella) in exact detail. I think she saw a younger version of herself.
2. BELLA! Why can't Bella TAKE CARE OF HERSELF?! Is this some sort of FANTASY where the Princess is always fainting and getting captured, and the Prince in this case Edward has always has to come to her RESCUE.
3. JACOB AND EDWARD. Bella has an obsession with these two guys. And she can't choose! In Eclispe Jacob goes in for a kiss with Bella, which I was totally against, and so was Bella. She decided to PUNCH him. Since he is a Werewolf and OF COURSE "super-strong" she broke her hand. Typical.
4. Oh god. She now claims she loves him too. And of course I am NOT talking about Mike Newton or Tyler, we are talking about JACOB BLACK. She kisses him so he stays with her while the others fight these "Newborn" Vampires. Then of course he says (in theory) "That kiss was hot and all, but I just did that purposely so I'll get a kiss with you and get to tell the rest of the Pack about it and also Charlie, and still don't get a beating from your leech Boyfriend." Then she pouts in pleading and he goes (in theory) "But I like a good fight."
5. A night before she kissed Jacob Black She got engaged. And Edward still isn't mad.
6. She has a kid (in Breaking Dawn) not that she cheated while she was on her Honeymoon (yes they got married, now calm down), she has a (half) VAMPIRE child. She pictures it as a Boy (when I was obsessed with the series I was gutted too) but actually turns out to be a (another) mini, younger version of Stefenie Meyer (Girl). Jacob does his imprinting magic. But imgagine if it was a BOY. Like I am not against Gays' don't get me wrong but somehow it still sends a light shiver down my spine when I think of it that way. Also Bella used to be obsessed with Jacob Black, and kissed him well passionately kissed him, with her permisson AND without her permission. Which means she kissed her future son-in-law, that is like kissing the bottom of a hairy, greasy, foot.

Starting with me.

Okay. Read at your will. I am not going to pour my heart out into this thing because I am most likely to reveal something if I DO pour my heart out. Which I am NOT going TO DO, so give that up.

Now to get to the real things other than me not pouring my heart out, I'll just Edit this blog whenever I can.