Barbie.

She is perfect. A+. Only Seventeen. Has every job in the world (already?). Everything is Pink with a tad of Purple (Paris Hilton?). She would be under weight if she were an actual person (true fact, and including bones, blood, and guts). SHUT DOWN BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!