Confused.

I am really confused. Today I was watching MTV Cribs and they said they were visiting Perez Hilton or whatever. I always thought that Perez Hilton was Paris Hilton's Older Half-Brother. A skinny dude with loads of Tattoos and a Rock 'n' Roll singer. Turns out he is a fat blogging loser like me. I am not fat. I AM a Blogger. And I have to abmit it I am a bit of a loser. And maybe I am being a bit mean. Kay see-ya.