31 October 2009

Halloween

Things you can do on Halloween.
1.Sleepover: Invite your friends over and share scary stories.
2.Trick or Treat: It's just an idea.
3. Throw a party: Dress up and Dance.
4. Go camping: It'll be extra scary on Halloween.
5. Have a Horror movie marathon: This can be done at the sleep over.
6 Or you could combine 1, and 4: Do it at a extra scary place like a old abandoned house,school,or park.

26 October 2009

Barbie.

She is perfect. A+. Only Seventeen. Has every job in the world (already?). Everything is Pink with a tad of Purple (Paris Hilton?). She would be under weight if she were an actual person (true fact, and including bones, blood, and guts). SHUT DOWN BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP MAKING NEW SHOWS!

Children Television Channels have kept making new TERRIBLE shows. The sets, and costumes are tacky. And so are the actors. I will list the shows for you:
The Secret Saturdays.
JONAS.
Cory in the house.
Sonny With a Chance.
Yin Yang Yo.
American Dragon: Jake Long.
Avatar Legend of Aang.
Skunk Fu.
Zoey 101.
WHAT THE HELL!???!!!!!!!!
There is never proper plot. In Secret Saturdays: They get a a problem. Then another problem. Then another. It's boring! It's old! JONAS: It is always about confronting someone because they are a bad singer, they have a crush on them, and there is a mis-understanding. OLD. Sonny with a Chance: Sonny has no Chance. And the plots always involve the same rivals and the same story all over again with different icing and sprinkles. Cory in the House: The Show was a fail. We know Cory likes Money and Girls. PLOT? None..... Yin Yang Yo: Bunnies learning karate or Kung Fu or whatever. No plot. American Dragon: Jake Long: We get it he is a ordaniary boy by day. And Dragon by night. Hannah Montana? Avatar Legend of Aang: You have seen the light. Uh huh. Skunk Fu: Kinda rascist. You know with Asia and everything. Some people might not know what a Skunk is. It is a animal that sprays stinky gas out of their butts in Barbie in the Swan Lake at the bad guys (I want them to spray it at Barbie). Zoey 101: Chace is in love with his best friend (Zoey). Awww.... NEXT!!!!! These channels need to shut down.

24 October 2009

Good God....!

A lot of people are "yelling" at Celebs and her fans because they don't write their own music. But they have no proof in that, you have no proof that YOUR favourite Celebs write their own music. It isn't not a bad thing that they don't write their own music. It isn't a good thing that they do. But if a Celeb doesn't, So what?! It is when a great singer, not so good song writer, meets a fantastic song writer that doesn't sing well. That's fine. As long as the singer means it straight from what they mean. The singer has to agree with what the song is about to make it okay. But I do find that bands tend to write their own songs more than individuals, probably because it is a group effort.

Golf and Sevens in Olympics.

I heard about this when my Grandparents and my mother were talking about it. Well golf. I was never the one for playing or watching sports (BORING!), but adding Golf just made the Olympics a whole lot more boring. THE OLYMPICS IS BORING, watching a guy hit a ball with a stick is stupid. You get no exercise unless your playing JUMBO GOLF (opposite to mini golf), which invloves a whole lot of walking (yawn). And the Sevens are just guys running around with ball that is the shape of a Almond, and grabbing at other dudes butts. No offence, we should get rid of these sports before we send the Sports lovers to sleep.

The Cyberworld.

Just before I made a post about Style which somehow lead to Cyberspace and how insults can affect people. I think I was trying to say that insulting me on my Style won't make your style any better. And at the end the girl committed suicide. Well she thought she was talking to a "Hot Guy". Not really. Just be careful on Cyberspace. Because you might be talking to a "Hot Guy" but when you meet up for the date it can turn into a Disaster. And somethings well become trapped inside your brain forever, that will be a unwanted experience. BE CAREFUL.

Style.

Style is who you are on the outside. So my style is kinda girly. I would never dye, streak, or put extentions into my hair. I would never wear contacts to look like I have a different eye colour. But expressing who you are. I can't judge you, so don't judge me. And I SUCK at sports. But what reason does that give you to yell, call me a loser or anything else. It won't make you any better. People tell me to try harder. WHAT THE HELL!? YOU CAN SEE I AM TRYING MY BEST AND ALL YOU DO IS SAY YOUR BETTER!!!!! I COULD PUNCH YOU RIGHT THE FACE, BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY HOBBIES, WHILE YOU ARE READING A BOOK ON STAR WARS. My level in reading isn't all how fast I read. It is how much I take in and learn!!!!! How much I understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you think you have the right going around saying you know everything when you don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't know what exactly what I do at home unless you're me!!!!!!!!!!! You don't know what kind of environment I live in!!!!!! You can't call me "poor" because I am "Ugly"!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know that one of these days you could say a tiny little insult and that result in suicide, I have read cases where that has happened. Example: A girl dating a really cute guy over Cyberspace (Internet), two weeks after Cyberdating, she signed on to Cyberspace. There was the really cute guy wating to talk to her. She was hoping to talk to him more. The really cute "Guy" got nasty and said "The world will be a better place without you.". The girl was so hurt she hung herself in bedroom. And her mother walked finding her daughter hanging there. Four weeks later they found out it was another mother of one this girl's (the girl who hung herself) friends. She didn't like the sound of the girl being friends with her daugther. She was charged with something. Moral 1: Never Cyberdate, you never know who it really is. Moral 2: Watch what comes out of that Pie Hole of yours.

23 October 2009

Sequel 2 Earlier

Earlier, I told you that you can get cosmetic surgery (ONLY AS A LAST RESORT) to fix your body flaws. But before you book the date for going under the knife, do you research first. Ask yourself these questions: What will I look like after? Answer: It is really unknown. But if you are going to get more than 20 surgeries, plus botox, plus a fake tan. Well you are definitely going to look fake. Cut down on the surgeries. Plus there is always another way. You can work your flaws rather than hate them by: Simply Walking confidently (Shoulders Back, Head Held High, and great posture), find a item that covers up this unsightly flaw (with: Acessories, and fantastic clothes) they won't be able to see the thing that you feel selfconscious about, be Confident: they maybe able to see it but when you stop caring, they will. What will people think of me afterwards? Answer: Some will hate this decision of yours, or maybe jealous of your new look. You might be used for the popularity here and there. And some will like the new you. There is also that small percentage that really don't care. Just don't become a total SNOB.

FML.

Fmylife.com, is where you write your (probably) worst experiences. A lot of them involve people and their parents, girls/guys, and other family members cutting particular person out of the picture not caring how it would ever affect the person. By calling them ugly, or just being compared to someone else. Look, I have sssooooo many FML experiences. Trust me. But if you have experiences where people call you fat this is what you do: Okay first, are you actually fat? If YOU consider yourself fat, but don't actually know yourself, ask a friend. They might lie, not hurt your feelings. But you can tell. So TRY avoiding unhealthy snacks. So no more cafes. That is a easy place to make a mistake. On supermarket products it might say it has absolutely no fat, or sugar. Look on the back. Work out (as much as you can, don't push yourself too far). Celery has some sort of myth or legend or something that while eating it you BURN calories. I don't if it is true. BTW dieting programs DON'T WORK. But you could try a Vegan diet, or a Vegetarian diet. But ONLY as last resort, and it is there to last, and you think it'll boost your confidence, Plastic surgery. REMEMBER ONLY AS A LAST RESORT AND DON'T BECOME ADDICTED.

22 October 2009

The Reasons.

In my other two posts, about Twilight have been kinda confusing for you. Because it is half-and-half with me liking Twilight. These are the reasons I LIKE twilight (In my first post about Twilight I wrote why I didn't like and also what was random about it). Now to write about it. REASONS I LIKE TWILIGHT:
1. MY favourite characters. My favourite characters are quite different than others (well not that different). Alice: She is just awesome-ingling annoying to Bella (I do not HATE Bella). Emmett: I love his sense of humor. Epscically in the last book.
Rosalie: I love her and Jacob in the last book (I ain't IN love, and I only like Jacob just as pair with Rosalie). (quote): "YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR." Loving it! I also love Rosalie when she is around Resesmee (I think that's how you spell it. I just can't be bothered to check!).
Carlisle: He reminds me of Mr. MC Dreamy (from ER or something? Or is it Greys Anatomy, I just can't be bothered to check that one either!). Esme: She shows such a loving vibe and Passion. And the story about her poor little boy broke my heart! But then it was saved by Dr. Carlisle Cullen (rrrrrr (That was meant to make the sense of a purring noise!))! Charlie: Come on! I just love it when he yells a Edward (New Moon, don't worry I am getting to Edward)!!!!! Mike Newton: I remember vaguely that Bella mentioned (in her mind) that she pictured him with a Labrador wagging tail, or picturing he was a Labrador. Because he was so loyal to Bella. Seth: He is such a cool, relaxed, person in Breaking Dawn. Like he kinda deloveps this light friendship with Edward. He just treats the Cullens like they were part of his pack. Paul: I love that he needs to see like a mental health doctor or something. Like a therapist. And last but not least (drum role please)!!!!: Tyler!!!!! Just kidding. Edward: I don't have the strongest connection with him or Bella. Like he Stalks Bella. He lies to her, instead of trying to just tell her he is moving (yes I know, he already says he's moving, but he could just leave it at that), but I do understand that he was trying to make her life normal again, so I can take the penalty off. But I love it when he smiles! It makes ME smile!!!!! And he actually cares for Bella, un-like other guys, care for her, but more of in a friendship way, and she is newest to town, so.
2.Parts (You know the part the make you laugh, but won't score the Characters' a favourites spot?): Bella Temper Tantrums: Such a baby. Tyler showing up to pick her up but she is already with Edward!: Ha! I feel sorry for Tyler! Awkward! When Jacob tells Bella what he was thinking about the day when Jacob shows up at Forks High School to Confront Edward (Book 3:Eclispe): Nice! (quote): "I wish Sam had taken a picture!".
Luv Ellie.

NOOOO!!!!!!!

I was watching T.V. on what I like to call: "A mixed Channel". Because of it's different ratings for things. I was watching a (M) rated show, and the show up next was (R16) and it was blocked (Ew it's not like I want to watch (R16) Shows! Who do you think I am!?). There was ONE MORE MINUTE LEFT, and I just wanted to watch "The Wrap up", and it suddenly go black, with two blue signs, one asking for a "Pin Number" to unblock it. WHAT THE HELL!?! THE OTHER SHOW I WAS WATCHING (thank you very much) had ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21 October 2009

Yicky!!!!

ALL, school and public Bathrooms Stink. Mostly School Bathrooms. People really need to sort themselves out. The things they write on the walls are disturbing!!!! And also why can't they get in there soon enough?! I hardly EVER get changed in those bathrooms! Unless I really have too, but that is hardly ever the case. I never really need to go for a visit, when I am away from home. Don't know why. And I always find dried up (used-to-be wet)toliet paper on the ceiling, YICK! WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? WHAT IF IT FELL DOWN AND HIT ME ON THE HEAD!!!!???? ALRIGHT, IT WOULD BE FUNNY (for you). BUT IMAGINE IF THE DRIED UP TOLIET PAPER HIT YOU ON THE HEAD!? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?
If you do this insane, disgusting, habit here is your own therapy class over the internet (Imagine this): You scrunch up some toliet paper and soak it in the sink. You throw your wet toliet paper onto the ceiling. It looks stupidly funny so you try it again. You are laughing at the two. Then you throw up six more. Still funny. You are looking up proudly at your "work". You can't help laughing, and you're still looking up at it. With your mouth wide open. The six you just threw up there rains down on you. Two goes directly into your mouth. Four land on your clothes. The last two land in your hair.
How does that make you feel?

18 October 2009

CRAZY!

You all heard my rant about the "Twilight Saga" below. Although the series is the most ridiculous love tale, I kind of like it myself. Anyways about around from May to mid-August I thought Robert Pattinson was a total sleaze because of a thing he said on "Unscripted". When he was asked to make his most sexy face. And he said (quote): "I thought I was already doing it.". Then I found out in mid-August from a website I go on a girl had said: In Chicago Robert Pattinson was rushing to his Hotel or Whatever, while his fans were chasing him, scratching their necks till they BLEED. Asking him to "Bite Them".
Imagine that!!! I felt so bad!

In another interview he told the Reporter that a SEVEN YEAR-OLD GIRL told him (not asked, told) him (quote): "I NEED YOU TO BITE ME." He said she had the most serious look on her face that he almost did it. But ended up telling her(quote): "You don't know what you're asking. I could get arrested".

In another thing: When I was watching Clevver TV they said that there is a rumour going around that Kristen Stewart is having Robert Pattinson's Baby. I (tried) replied with (Sorry I can't exactly remember what I said, I will give it my best): Probably not. Although, they always seem to be sharing hotels together, but they do travel a lot with their stardom. But they were spotted leaving a restaurant together, left, followed by the Paparazzi, and fans to a Hotel. BTW: It isn't our business, it's theirs.

I also saw a comment about this "Pregnancy Scam" they said (quote)"i hope not....because i WANNA HAVE EDWARDS BABY!" This (supposing)Girl wants to have a Baby with a FICTIONAL Character. Another person thought Robert and Kristen were MARRIED!!!!!! People are trying to spread rumors over the Internet!!

Another thing (again)!: When Taylor Launter appeared with Robert Pattison on they Tyra show Taylor confessed that a FORTY YEAR-OLD WOMAN asked Taylor to sign her Team Taylor Panties while she was wearing them and he was on the Red Carpet (in a public place), thankfully he was saved by his publicist.

ALSO: He was once he was running away from his fans, he was so freaked by it he couldn't focus and a TAXI crashed into him, breaking his nose!!!!

17 October 2009

Jonas:Ahh, my ears!!!!

I hate the Jonas Brothers, I hate their television show, I have hated them ever since they wrote the song Love Bug, when I saw Disney Channels' trashy small ad break documentary, I saw them filming their "Big Finish", I thought there will be a actual Big Finish. No, not really, no. It was really slow. If I wanted to waste my time writing to a "member" of Jonas (BTW Jonas fans you ain't writing to your "future husband" your writing to a computer which is going shred your trashy love letters) this is what I'll say:

Dear Jonas,
YOU ARE MEANT TO KEEP YOUR AUDIENCE AWAKE!!!!!!
YOU ARE UGLY X3!!!!!
Luv Ellie.

Yeah that's right I'll go there(if I want to waste my time)!
They are no heart throb, don't waste your time, especially for those 10 year olds' your not dating one of the Jonas Brothers anytime soon, they will get arrested (I would like to see that).

13 October 2009

I NEED a BIKE.

I am so sick and tired of waiting for this item.
I got one like two years ago for my birthday, and the man in the store said that I'll never need one again, because it was a small adults Bike, unless it was stolen.
And guess what? It was Stolen. I have no activity to keep me active in my own time. I am at the tipping point. What really makes me mad is that the bike was inside a really tiny shed, so you could barely get it out, and it was locked. So whoever stole it, came into our property and looked around. Found something and took it. Without the helmet. Imagine not being fit because someone stole the thing to keep you fit. Wouldn't that just want you to beat them with a crow bar?

12 October 2009

Tik Tok

This is a great song by Ke$ha. Check it out! Totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 October 2009

New Book

I really need a new a book. NO Vampire books please. I just am so sick of reading Bella's Mind all over and over again. Saying to myself and kind of to this non-existing character "Sometimes I wish I could just read your mind to see what is going on inside your peanut." Then I realize I already AM reading Bella's mind. Turns out there are alot of "said"s. Just leave a suggestion in the comments box.

Twilight Saga.

Everyone heard of TWILIGHT right? Okay. I like it and all but there are somethings that seem really strange to me. Okay:
1. I noticed from a YouTube video that told me that Bella has the same traits as the author Stefenie Meyer. You know curly reddish hair, pale kind of skin. And you know how she had that dream? And she claims that she saw her two characters (Edward and Bella) in exact detail. I think she saw a younger version of herself.
2. BELLA! Why can't Bella TAKE CARE OF HERSELF?! Is this some sort of FANTASY where the Princess is always fainting and getting captured, and the Prince in this case Edward has always has to come to her RESCUE.
3. JACOB AND EDWARD. Bella has an obsession with these two guys. And she can't choose! In Eclispe Jacob goes in for a kiss with Bella, which I was totally against, and so was Bella. She decided to PUNCH him. Since he is a Werewolf and OF COURSE "super-strong" she broke her hand. Typical.
4. Oh god. She now claims she loves him too. And of course I am NOT talking about Mike Newton or Tyler, we are talking about JACOB BLACK. She kisses him so he stays with her while the others fight these "Newborn" Vampires. Then of course he says (in theory) "That kiss was hot and all, but I just did that purposely so I'll get a kiss with you and get to tell the rest of the Pack about it and also Charlie, and still don't get a beating from your leech Boyfriend." Then she pouts in pleading and he goes (in theory) "But I like a good fight."
5. A night before she kissed Jacob Black She got engaged. And Edward still isn't mad.
6. She has a kid (in Breaking Dawn) not that she cheated while she was on her Honeymoon (yes they got married, now calm down), she has a (half) VAMPIRE child. She pictures it as a Boy (when I was obsessed with the series I was gutted too) but actually turns out to be a (another) mini, younger version of Stefenie Meyer (Girl). Jacob does his imprinting magic. But imgagine if it was a BOY. Like I am not against Gays' don't get me wrong but somehow it still sends a light shiver down my spine when I think of it that way. Also Bella used to be obsessed with Jacob Black, and kissed him well passionately kissed him, with her permisson AND without her permission. Which means she kissed her future son-in-law, that is like kissing the bottom of a hairy, greasy, foot.

Starting with me.

Okay. Read at your will. I am not going to pour my heart out into this thing because I am most likely to reveal something if I DO pour my heart out. Which I am NOT going TO DO, so give that up.

Now to get to the real things other than me not pouring my heart out, I'll just Edit this blog whenever I can.