Guys? I know this sounds crazy, but, I think celebrities need water too?

Have you ever watched those Teen Award shows? And BEFORE the actual show, they have carpet (commonly known as the Red Carpet). And all these celebrities show up and take photos, and answer questions, and behind those totally calm, make-up covered reporters are these crazy fans. And they are behind a fence-thingy. But what is it for? Why don't you just remove it? I mean they aren't allowed to go on the red carpet; I know THAT. They'll ruin the photos. But they can just put a tape along the ground, and the fans will know that they are meant to stay behind that line. I know the answer to that question. Because these assumed "Human Girls" are "in love" with Justin Bieber, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Launter, whatever. But if I just put Robert Pattison out in public, no security guards, no agents, no bullet proof vests (hey, did I mention I'll be near by? Just kidding; but still, it could happen!) etc, etc. He would be dead in 5 minutes. That's because his fans don't care about his SAFETY (even though they claim they are in love with him), they care about...... nothing. Nothing. They just want something for themselves. To show off to their friends. If Robert Pattinson were to date a girl. He won't date a FAN. He wouldn't want to date a girl with pictures of himself all over their wall. He would be too supicous that she (or he, HEY! He is at least bisexual if he sparkles! Just Kidding, again...) would look through his text messages. And the ask who Lily is and then he has to tell them that it is his MANAGER. Or even worse his mum. Check his facebook wall every hour. He doesn't want that. And the WORST thing is that these obsessed girls spend writing hours about them all over the internet! And they just assume that the celebrity LOVES them back. And the WORSER thing is they don't to notice that they are obsessed. If I knew a obsessed girl like the ones I am talking about, I'll suggest some help. And some girls want Robert Pattinson to be their first kiss for their 29th birthday. To help fundraise for Depression. Dear God. I really don't think he is going to be comfortable doing THAT. With a girlfriend and everything. And then you'll be too forward, and you'll want a realationship, and all that baggage. You want him to dump his girlfriend for you, and your selfish needs. Seriously, these obsessions are starting to pev me off, go away, and come back with an intresting life that I WANT to hear about.
And BTW here is a the cab that hit Robert Pattinson in the nose when you guys were chasing him done the street in Chicago:

What is HOT?

Hawt, Hwt, Hot, same thing. But in movies;
What is Hot? What is Pretty? It doesn't seem to apply properly in movies. The "nerdy" girl seems to be the pretty one. She just has glasses. And as soon as she takes them off she is pretty? THIS is probably the reason girls dread the idea of getting glasses. Even though they might only have to wear them some of the time. Some CRY over this. PLEASE, you have it easy, at least you're not BLIND. THAT is something worth crying over. The "Popular" guys in the movies (Disney especially) are SO ugly (sorry, that(hairy) mole is doing nothing for you there buddy). And Regina George from Mean Girls?! How did SHE get popular? I mean; like half the time the movie is based around how PRETTY and TALENTED (Regina isn't THAT talented, she's just rich *random dumb blond whispers in my ear*, No, being rich isn't a talent; or a job). And is what with the insults across the cafeteria?! Seriously! If I did that my teachers would give me a detenion! But she just seems to go by her life untouched. And in this movies FORGET DINNER!!! LET'S WASTE FOOD!! Ha ha! EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NO MONEY! And this classes last like five minutes. Draw an orange on the back cover of my book! Well that's Basic Facts for TODAY!!!! Wait??? Your not meant to be in Basic Facts in High School. What happened to this homework you guys are meant have?! Yes, yes! You did SO have homework! Because you SAID that you CANNOT go to your friends house today PURELY because you have homework. And now you're on chat with me. Your high school NEVER has homework. I mean seriously they never have they homework. These popular people have it easy. And they are ALWAYS get "QUEEN BEE" for the Spring Fling, and "Best B*tch" on Halloween Night. OOPS! I meant "Best Witch". All of a sudden drinking is "cool", oops, the next High School next door's, Popular Girl said that it WASN'T "cool" because it was "un-classy". Oops! It is IN style again. WAIT. I am confused. *random person: "Ellie, just let it go."* No Wait. *"No, just go"*

"OMG you like someone?!"

"Awww, nah aye! I just happen to think about this particular person all the time and admire their looks!"
People are SO annoying when it comes to this topic. People feel ashamed and emabarassed when the other person finds out. Or the whole school and work place finds out. When you play truth or dare and you choose truth, the first question comes to mind is............. "Who do you LIKE?"
What do you mean "Who do I like?!", I like my cousins, I like my cats.....?
And they say "NO, who do you LIKE-LIKE!?!"
And I say "I SAID that I like my cousins, my cats, etc., etc.!! What DO YOU WANT?!"
And they roll their eyes at me. Do you want me to go all Princeipal on you!? 'Cuz I can! See!: "Don't YOU roll your eyes at me like that!!"
Then suddenly it starts to make sense! "No! Who do you LIKE-LIKE?! Like who do you have a crush on?!"
Actually it didn't start to make sense. "So you mean?: Who do I like-like so much I want crush them?! Like what type of crush? Step on them?"
Next thing you know they start getting pissed. "NO!!!! WHO do YOU want to GO OUT with!!??"
......................... That didn't make sense either.
"So like out to the movies?!"
They roll their eyes (and maybe start laughing, and groom their hair a little).
"YES!!! Like on a DATE!!!" They at least TRY to explain.
"On what date?! 24th of june, 5th of September?!...........?!"
By now in real life the people in my class will decide Truth or Dare is no fun anymore while I am playing it. Like the next wet lunchtime where we have to stay and inside "Be friends" with the people in our class, and I am sick. Which is a bit demanding. And unlikely. I have to either a) have the chicken pox or b) be throwing up or c) have a serious, contagous illness which requires me have to stay at home all day.
But when it comes to the game of Truth or Dare, there is always going to be a guy involved, whether it is a question about your top 5 or if you still have any love for that guy you liked when you were 7 years of age.

Is Gay over-rated?!

What is with it? Last year I clearly rememeber, presenting a project to to the class. And I said the word Gay. In the meaning of Homosexaulity. And everyone laughed. EVEN the teacher. I was the only one not laughing. And a few kids who had no idea what I am talking about because their parents refuse to teach them about the 21st century 2009 (I know this year is 2010, but last year was 2009, if you knew how to count you would know). What is with it?! Gay, Lesbian, or Homosexual isn't about word. It didn't slip out of my mouth. I wasn't using it as an insult (which should never be used as an insult, especially to an adult, all they are going to do is drag you into a store and make you buy a dictionary, and here's the bad part; they make you use your own money! SHOCKER, I KNOW). It was in the quote of what the person said! How is any of that funny at all!? Isn't that just immature?! Oh, and yes if you are the homophobic parent of a child who knows NOTHING about the gay culture, you clearly are very dumb, because your child might find out the way that you think is the WORST way to find out about Homosexuality; he might see them kissing, walk in on something in particular..........
Anything can happen. You just need to be straight up about it. Tell them what it is. Because otherwise your Homophobic choices won't turn out too well.......
And all you other child-less, homophobic, adults out there I dislike you very much. Until you realize that one day that you'll just have to live your life around gays and pretend that they are humans too (actually they are humans, you just refuse that they are from the same species).
That is what is important to me right now (and a few other things) and that is what matters.