22 May 2010
Don't you just want to hit him with your Handbags!?
Why is Justin Timberlake so well respected?! Well any rapper/guy singer in this case!? I mean all they ever sing about is girls, their boobs, and their bikinis? So what?! Like I care?! So you like my Bikini...... what's your point? You don't need to sing about it JEEZ! I mean seriously, if some man walked up in the street singing a song like that, he'll probably be in the emergancey room for being attacked with handbags (or manbags; from easily jealous Boyfriends)! I mean these days they make becoming a singer look SOO easy, all you need to do is sing about partying and then get them to fix the sound or something. Edit it or somewhat? Just proving a point guys!
40 Hour Famine
This year I am doing the 40 hour famine, for world vision to help suffering kids in africa. Here are the teams:
Blue: To help build a toilet, so drinking water is seperate from "Human Waste" water.
Yellow: Nutritional Training, To teach mothers about good nutrition so her children can grow healthy and strong.
Red: Everyday Essentials, Provide soap, gloves and medical supplies for caregivers who help look after orphans and people living with HIV and AIDS in africa.
Green: Learning Marterials, give children in Tarzania learning Marterials like books, pens, and chalk so they can get a proper education. I am on the RED team this year, because I am very afraid of sickness, and death. I am lucky enough to have not turn around and seen another suffering or dying everyday. I am having no sleep, and it is Currently 1:42 am as I finish writing this. Next year YOU could join the 40 Hour Fanime and make a difference, just go to: famine.org.nz to get involved for NEXT year. Thank you SO much. Love guys.
Blue: To help build a toilet, so drinking water is seperate from "Human Waste" water.
Yellow: Nutritional Training, To teach mothers about good nutrition so her children can grow healthy and strong.
Red: Everyday Essentials, Provide soap, gloves and medical supplies for caregivers who help look after orphans and people living with HIV and AIDS in africa.
Green: Learning Marterials, give children in Tarzania learning Marterials like books, pens, and chalk so they can get a proper education. I am on the RED team this year, because I am very afraid of sickness, and death. I am lucky enough to have not turn around and seen another suffering or dying everyday. I am having no sleep, and it is Currently 1:42 am as I finish writing this. Next year YOU could join the 40 Hour Fanime and make a difference, just go to: famine.org.nz to get involved for NEXT year. Thank you SO much. Love guys.
15 May 2010
09 May 2010
How to know you are obsessive of your child!!!! :O
1. You put plasters on their ankles before they use their new shoes.
2. You won't let them get their ears peirced until they have turned 22.
3. You won't let them go to sleepovers.
4. They aren't allowed to leave home until they are married.
5. You make their (not-so) future Boyfriend/Girlfriend sign a contract before they date your child.
6. The only thing they are allowed to watch on T.V. is Playhouse Disney, and only 15 minutes on a electronic device a day under your supervision! When they turn 12 they are up graded to watching icarly! Yay!!!!! (With bleepers and editing).
7. They ask your permission to spend their own pocket money.
8. They have had an anicent cellphone since they were 5. But no new ones since then.....
9. Your way is the only right way...... according to you.
10. You keep binoculars in your purse.
11. You wrap them in Bubblewarp before they go outside.
T.V./Movie Traditions.
1. Talking about someone when they are right behind them. I have seen this so many times on Hannah Montana (when I am bored). It is so old. It hardly ever happens to me. So less often it only has happened to me once. But the person interuppted me, so I didn't actually say anything.
2. The makeover. As soon as the popular "nice" girl takes the "dorky" girl's glasses off she is suddenly pretty. Which is really a offensive, to girls who look fine either way/isn't all that pretty.
3. In any sad movie (that it isn't a documentry)they always have to say something funny. So instead of putting it in the 'Depression' catagory at the rental store it should be called the 'Comedic Depression" catagory.
4. The 'Romantic Action Movie'. They always have to have a romance between two Charaters. And they don't like to keep it in the backround either, it always has to be the two main male and female Characters.
5. Seen through the girl's eyes. Have you ever seen a hit T.V. show shown through the boys eyes? Not really.......
6. Acting the age they are not. 21 year olds' playing 17 year olds'! Oh the horror!!! 6 year olds' playing 11 year olds'!!! Scary!!!!!
7. Dolly. Mummy??? The little girls being chased by killer clowns. And baby sitters being stalked, when the parents are out.......
8. The back punch. You punch your arm into the air while dancing, and your hand goes back. "Oooough!!!" oops you just punched them in the face. And another one. Ooooough!!!! Ooooough!!! OUGH!!!!"
2. The makeover. As soon as the popular "nice" girl takes the "dorky" girl's glasses off she is suddenly pretty. Which is really a offensive, to girls who look fine either way/isn't all that pretty.
3. In any sad movie (that it isn't a documentry)they always have to say something funny. So instead of putting it in the 'Depression' catagory at the rental store it should be called the 'Comedic Depression" catagory.
4. The 'Romantic Action Movie'. They always have to have a romance between two Charaters. And they don't like to keep it in the backround either, it always has to be the two main male and female Characters.
5. Seen through the girl's eyes. Have you ever seen a hit T.V. show shown through the boys eyes? Not really.......
6. Acting the age they are not. 21 year olds' playing 17 year olds'! Oh the horror!!! 6 year olds' playing 11 year olds'!!! Scary!!!!!
7. Dolly. Mummy??? The little girls being chased by killer clowns. And baby sitters being stalked, when the parents are out.......
8. The back punch. You punch your arm into the air while dancing, and your hand goes back. "Oooough!!!" oops you just punched them in the face. And another one. Ooooough!!!! Ooooough!!! OUGH!!!!"
08 May 2010
Kissing! Ugh!
What is a KISS?! When do you have a KISS?! Why do we kiss?! Why is sharing each others spit so ROMANTIC, instead of DISGUSTING?! Why do (some) guys try to even bother using the yawn technique?! I do not know why. Apparently a kiss is used on these on occasions:
Greeting: When you meet a Prime minister, aunt, grandma, or even stranger, you will keep your lips CLOSED and kiss them on the cheek.
Movie: On a first date, don't go to the movies, that is when a guy is most able to use "The Yawn". It is where people can secretly make-out. But I don't want to go there.
French Kiss: It isn't called the French Kiss because it came from France, it was because in France they would always end a dance with a Kiss. Oooohhh la la la!!!! It is when you slip your tounge into your parteners mouth. Apparently it gives great pleasure, thank god I don't have to know about THAT!
Mistle Toe: In New Zealand we don't really do Mistle Toe, but it is hung up under a door way (usually), and warning, there could be the person you want to kiss the LEAST could be there. So RUN through the doorway on christmas!
Fun facts about Kissing!:
1.A woman in China partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend reportedly ruptured her eardrum with a passionate kiss. Apparently, the kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out, and caused the breakdown of the ear.
2.The science of kissing is called philematology.
3.French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two.
4.Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes five minutes of walking–or about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.
5.Kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony can be traced to ancient Roman tradition where a kiss was used to sign contract.
6.“X”s at the end of a correspondence letter represent the contact of the lips during a kiss.
7.A kind of saliva is produced while kissing which cures gum bleeding and prevents accumulation of germs.
8.Facial muscles get stronger and cheeks grow chubby.
9.10 min of kissin burns abt 220 calories... That is equal to 20 min of brisk walk.
So is THAT the reason people like making out?!
Greeting: When you meet a Prime minister, aunt, grandma, or even stranger, you will keep your lips CLOSED and kiss them on the cheek.
Movie: On a first date, don't go to the movies, that is when a guy is most able to use "The Yawn". It is where people can secretly make-out. But I don't want to go there.
French Kiss: It isn't called the French Kiss because it came from France, it was because in France they would always end a dance with a Kiss. Oooohhh la la la!!!! It is when you slip your tounge into your parteners mouth. Apparently it gives great pleasure, thank god I don't have to know about THAT!
Mistle Toe: In New Zealand we don't really do Mistle Toe, but it is hung up under a door way (usually), and warning, there could be the person you want to kiss the LEAST could be there. So RUN through the doorway on christmas!
Fun facts about Kissing!:
1.A woman in China partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend reportedly ruptured her eardrum with a passionate kiss. Apparently, the kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out, and caused the breakdown of the ear.
2.The science of kissing is called philematology.
3.French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two.
4.Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes five minutes of walking–or about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.
5.Kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony can be traced to ancient Roman tradition where a kiss was used to sign contract.
6.“X”s at the end of a correspondence letter represent the contact of the lips during a kiss.
7.A kind of saliva is produced while kissing which cures gum bleeding and prevents accumulation of germs.
8.Facial muscles get stronger and cheeks grow chubby.
9.10 min of kissin burns abt 220 calories... That is equal to 20 min of brisk walk.
So is THAT the reason people like making out?!
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