She maybe clingy as hell, but she can get sick of you too.
#Hug her tightly WHEN:
-.... You greet her.
-.... ONE are leaving the Country/City without the other (doesn't matter for how long).
-.... you go to defend her against something dangerous (no time for liplock buddy).
-.... she has done something brave (eg. sing in front of a 1000 parents).
-.... she has seen a loved one die/something dangerous has happened.
-.... it is possible you'll never EVER see her again.
-.... she came first in a race.
-.... you have just rescued her from something dangerous(then start running again).
DON'T hug her tightly WHEN:
-.... she is eating
-.... she is walking (try it, you start falling other, and blocking other people, it gets rather frustrating).
-.... she is in incredible pain around her middle.
-.... she is trying to sleep (sleep is for humans, and she is tired, pev off).
-.... random times (eg. meet the parents night).
#Hold her hand WHEN:
-.... she is about to open an important e-mail, letter, package, or recive/give important news.
-.... you are walking down the street and want to be seen as a couple.
-.... she is about to give YOU important news.
-.... you're/she's nervous.
DON'T hold her hand WHEN:
-.... she is walking through a door (she ain't stupid, don't treat her stupid).
-.... you two are running (kinda hard to run holding hands).
-.... eating.
-.... she is swimming.
#Peck her on the cheek/lips WHEN:
-.... you greet her.
-.... you say goodbye.
-.... you go to defend her life.
-.... she has just given birth to your baby (doesn't matter how old you are, or whether it is your 1st, 2nd, 3rd or any other).
-.... she was brave enough to tell you the truth, no matter how hard it is.
-.... she just did the most amazing thing you ever seen her do.
DON'T kiss her on the cheek/lips WHEN:
-.... you break-up with her, don't get her hopes up, she'll eventually resent you for it.
-.... you have embarassed her.
-.... she is eating, brushing her teeth.
-.... she is listening to her JAM, her faveourite dance move might as well be THE PUNCH.
-.... she/you are in front friends (makes things awkward, and green monsters pop out).
#Pash her WHEN:
-.... in private.
DON'T pash her WHEN:
-.... her dad is approaching.
-.... your mum is approaching.
-.... in public.
-.... in front of friends (awkward and LOADS of green monsters).
-.... in front of your old Grands.
-.... in a parents' bedroom (it is COMPLETELY desrespectful).
-.... in front of her/your mum's friend when her/your are trying to make them jealous.
-.... in front your boss.
-.... in a storage closet (poor mop, AND completely unromantic).
#Hug her with one arm from the side WHEN:
-.... you want to give a gesture of love, without jealous, green monsters (this also works with holding hands).
There are no nevers.
#Sweep her off her feet WHEN:
-.... she is EXTREMELY tired/asleep. :)
-.... she has told you fantastic news.
-.... in a pash (while standing).
-.... you need to get her to the hospital and she is in extreme pain.
DON'T sweep her off her feet WHEN:
-.... her parents are coming.
-.... you are eating dinner with her parents.
-.... in a shopping mall.
-.... in a storage closet (OUCH. Watch the feet.)
EXTRA DO'S:
-.... Complement her.
-.... Tell her you'll miss her (not for an hour, or an night, make it more like a week +).
-.... Give her hints on what you want for your birthday (don't pressure her to do anything with her body(and you HAVE no IDEA on how hard it is to find something to get guys that is affordable)).
-.... defend her from your mates (I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS A JOKE, YOUR MATE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SORT IT OUT).
-.... laugh at her jokes.
-.... if you play musical instrument (eg. guitar, your voice), write her a song, it'll mean SO much to her (NOT about her Bikini, more like about her smile:).
-.... COMPLIMENT things she might not have noticed.
-.... ask her to the dance.
-.... surprise her with flowers (you don't have to be there, just make sure she dosen't know, is a surprise, and DON'T LEAVE A TRACE(leave a card as well so she knows it is you)).
-.... if you are about to propose, make it a surprise, make sure she is happy, but it also makes her day, you could slip it in her hand (in a box), leave it beside while she is sleeping (with a note), and leave early for work, when you come home you might get a leap hug (where she leaps at you and hugs you), you could even present flowers, hot air balloons are common (and a very high risk of losing the ring) so do something different.
-.... comfort her when she is sad.
EXTRA DON'T'S:
-.... surprise her with a WHOLE romantic date that took ages to prepare, she might've already made plans.
-.... pressure her into ANYTHING, respect her choices.
-.... say "I told you so.", it doesn't help. AT ALL.
-.... lead her on.
-.... lie/cheat.
-.... be violent towards her, her friends, or any family. Or even to strangers. It doesn't impress her. When you are out with her, you are helping represent her, as she is for you.
-.... say she likes/dislikes certain things, that she never said, it is not the case any more.
-.... mock her.
-.... be sexist, no you're not funny.
-.... make fun of her make-up.
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