Every time, I see something cute, I go: "Aww, I want one". And this range of awws' go from babies to puppies to armadillos. But every person who does this says "I want one" (like I said above). But they (yes, including me) don't think about the TIME and DEDICATION. All they want it for is to look at it all day and say "I just wanna put you in ma coffee!" while pulling uncomfortably at its cheeks. But after spend two months with it, your just not going to think it is cute anymore. Even though every time you see a pet(JUST) like yours in they street you say "Aww, I want one!"
Now the problem is with this is that little children (and adults who like to act like children) have the urge to run up to a dog and start patting it. Because they haven't watch documentaries about animals and how much they just might want to bite our hands off. So they don't think to ask the owner FIRST. So you might want to tell your five year olds' (or adult child who can't stand to leave home or even worse, you won't let them) this BEFORE the bite their fat little hands off (we all know that all five year olds only feed off chocolate, and if the adult child hasn't left home yet; you baby them!). And when our dads finally give in to your violent temper tantrums (BTW he said to me too tell you, that he needs some more ointment for that bite you gave him. BTW also; your therepist needs to see you a 12:00 o'clock Thursday). You don't want that dog anymore. Just proving my points. Point 1. Get a job. Point 2. Move out of your PARENTS' house. Point 3. Be realistic about animals. Point 4. Next time ask the owner of the animal BEFORE you pat them. If you did, you might still have ya'll hands! Point 5. No, you don't want an armadillo.
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