24 February 2011

My Crazy Sister

LOL,now I know how my brother feels.... kind of...

Shut up skank

Have you ever run into a girl that only talks about guys? Like not, saying that guy is cute a lot, but the kind that says "I am meeting three guys at Maccas today!". And all you can think of the way she said it was "What is this? A three way date?". Girls like this bother me, they actually DO brag about being a skank. She isn't exactly a "Sl*t", because a "Sl*t" is well, I can't exactly put my way without sounding like a b*tch to all sl*ts out there, so I'll get a dictionary definition from a dictionary website, and then give you... my definition.
Dictionary Definition (dictionary website address:http://dictionary.reference.com/):
noun
1. a dirty, slovenly woman.
2. an immoral or dissolute woman; pr*stitute.
My Definition (Website address: My brain):
A girl who has s*x with a lot of men, basically that's it.
Where on the other hand a skank is...
Dictionary Definition (Address:http://dictionary.reference.com/):
verb (used without object)
Slang . to dance rhythmically in a loose-limbed manner.
My Definition (Address: My brain):
A girl who dates a lot of guys and wears really, REALLY short skirts,and takes inapropreate photos, or just makes disgusting kissy faces at the camera, but cannot be called a "Sl*t" because she does NOT have s*x with a lot of men. She just has a different boyfriend every week.
If you are skank, you are very easily mistaken for a sl*t.
Yours sinerily,
A brutally honest b*tch named Ellie.
Skank:


Sl*t(this was the most PG photo I could get):

I'm lazy...

Sorry, I haven't been posting much lately. And then I checked on the people checking this blog out, and I just HAD to post something! Just admit it, I'm lazy, instead of writing posts, I have been attending High School (BIG CHANGE), doing homework (so far, the most difficult, MAKING TITLE PAGES!!!! *GASP*), and liking facebook pages. I know my life is hard with Ellie as it is.

13 February 2011

Lady Gaga - Born This Way (Audio)

Hey, bitch, shut up. I was born this way. Were you born a bitch?